My underwear is clean... but my mind is dirty...
I am the root of all that is evil, but you can call me Betsy. I'm 31. I'd like to say that's in dog years... but sadly, it's not. I was born and raised here in Southern CA & I don't have any plans to leave. My heart belongs to my little 6 year old boy. I took a job 8 years ago as a servant to a fat, little, gray fluff cat named Tatertot. I'm an actual, working, full time waxing & makeup artist @ Capelli Salon. I also design colorful jewelry @ SixtySixHearts. This boy HERE... I love him. He helps me keep all my cupcakes in one basket... so to speak.


Whatchoo gonna find here? Some super fine shit that's cute and delicious. Bitches love shit that's cute and delicious.

1 September 14
Lotsa food today. This is me. Right now. #Fatnotfluffy #chubbykitty #willthetreadmillsupportmetomorrow #fatkid #foodcoma

Lotsa food today. This is me. Right now. #Fatnotfluffy #chubbykitty #willthetreadmillsupportmetomorrow #fatkid #foodcoma

27 August 14
#Lorac #Lipstick #FlowerChild from the boo @mollymj1020

#Lorac #Lipstick #FlowerChild from the boo @mollymj1020

Posted: 12:32 AM
Round 2. #Agave #Margarita. Perfect. #GrandCalifornian #Disney #Disneyland #DisneyDrinks

Round 2. #Agave #Margarita. Perfect. #GrandCalifornian #Disney #Disneyland #DisneyDrinks

Posted: 12:29 AM
#PiscoSour. What an… #Earthy flavor. #Disney #Disneyland #DisneyDrinks #CarthayCircle

#PiscoSour. What an… #Earthy flavor. #Disney #Disneyland #DisneyDrinks #CarthayCircle

Posted: 12:26 AM
A little girl around 4 and her mom walk by this print. The girl asks her mom who she is. The mom doesn’t know so I say “She’s the bride from the Haunted Mansion. She’s holding the axe cuz she chopped off her husband’s head”. … What? Who the eff said that?!?  Wow, Betsy.

A little girl around 4 and her mom walk by this print. The girl asks her mom who she is. The mom doesn’t know so I say “She’s the bride from the Haunted Mansion. She’s holding the axe cuz she chopped off her husband’s head”. … What? Who the eff said that?!? Wow, Betsy.

Posted: 12:22 AM
"Oh ya know… Just #sunbathing on a rock all covered in #pixiedust being #magnificent." #Mermaid #Disney #Disneyland #Wonderground

"Oh ya know… Just #sunbathing on a rock all covered in #pixiedust being #magnificent." #Mermaid #Disney #Disneyland #Wonderground

Posted: 12:19 AM
#Gluttony #Button. We earned it. #Disneyland #GoofysKitchen #Disneyfood @sabrinanoir

#Gluttony #Button. We earned it. #Disneyland #GoofysKitchen #Disneyfood @sabrinanoir

Posted: 12:17 AM
Can you find the #HiddenMickey? LoL. #Disneyland #waffles #DisneyFood

Can you find the #HiddenMickey? LoL. #Disneyland #waffles #DisneyFood

Posted: 12:15 AM
This #Disney day is done. But it started out super exciting with my first trip to #GoofysKitchen for #brunch w @sabrinanoir. #Goofy #disneyland #buffet

This #Disney day is done. But it started out super exciting with my first trip to #GoofysKitchen for #brunch w @sabrinanoir. #Goofy #disneyland #buffet

23 August 14
First mirror #selfie! Up @ 3:30AM ready to do #wedding #makeup in #NewportBeach! #Makeupartist #MUA

First mirror #selfie! Up @ 3:30AM ready to do #wedding #makeup in #NewportBeach! #Makeupartist #MUA

22 August 14
Shipping out earrings. #Etsy #DIY #handmade #fashion #earrings #jewelry #skulls #makeup #makeupartist #MUA #macmakeup #maccosmetics

Shipping out earrings. #Etsy #DIY #handmade #fashion #earrings #jewelry #skulls #makeup #makeupartist #MUA #macmakeup #maccosmetics

Posted: 12:05 AM
Workin’ on something. #Etsy #DIY #handmade #MAC #maccosmetics #makeup #makeupartist #MUA #fashion #jewelry #necklace #bow #leopardprint.

Workin’ on something. #Etsy #DIY #handmade #MAC #maccosmetics #makeup #makeupartist #MUA #fashion #jewelry #necklace #bow #leopardprint.

21 August 14
This is the best tasting thing in #BeverlyHills in my little opinion. A #parfait from @comoncy. Greek yogurt, fruits like apples, peaches, and #pineapple… And #homemade #granola w chia seeds, quinoa, and golden raisins!!! All these flavors and textures mix together to make an indescribable eating experience! Keeps me full and happy all day. #delicious #healthy #cleaneating #espressobar #coffeeshop

This is the best tasting thing in #BeverlyHills in my little opinion. A #parfait from @comoncy. Greek yogurt, fruits like apples, peaches, and #pineapple… And #homemade #granola w chia seeds, quinoa, and golden raisins!!! All these flavors and textures mix together to make an indescribable eating experience! Keeps me full and happy all day. #delicious #healthy #cleaneating #espressobar #coffeeshop

Posted: 3:44 PM
Allergies = #glasses + no eye #makeup. There is always a #brightside 🌞 though. Thank goodness for #bigpinkhair. — #salonlife #MUA #makeupartist #bighair #pinkhair

Allergies = #glasses + no eye #makeup. There is always a #brightside 🌞 though. Thank goodness for #bigpinkhair. — #salonlife #MUA #makeupartist #bighair #pinkhair

19 August 14
Great things come in 3s! It’s good to have #friends in #colorful places!🎨💄😘 #makeup #makeupartist #MUA #Lorac #lipstick

Great things come in 3s! It’s good to have #friends in #colorful places!🎨💄😘 #makeup #makeupartist #MUA #Lorac #lipstick

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh